Oh! I got tagged! Yesterday. Hi. Slow reader, here. Tagged with something about guessing a lie.
I don't lie. (That's a lie.)
...
Or is it?
But in any case, I will make an exception to my (not a) rule here, and make a list of 5 things I've done in my life, one of which is a lie. You get to guess which one it is, and answer in the comments. If you have nothing better to do.
1) In high school, I convinced a foreign exchange student from Spain to kiss the drama teacher during a skit because I told her it was a sure way to get an "A"
2) I brewed beer in a bathtub in college
3) My wedding will include a floating couch and wolves
4) I've been kissed by Paul Simon
5) I snuck into Switzerland without a passport via tears, a ride in a cop car, and an overnight in a Swiss police station translating Pulp Fiction for the officers on duty and drinking a copious amount of whiskey.
And thanks to the lovely Lisa for the tag! I feel so popular. :-)
And now I tag Marcia and Meno and V and Katie Q.
Lie to me, baby.
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7 comments:
I wish they were all true! I can't decide which I should choose as the lie...hmmm...I guess #2. I really hope #5 is true, lol
I was all smiling along on this, until i read that you had tagged me! Well, let the lying begin.
I don't think you have kissed paul Simon, but i am totally buying the floating couch with the wolves.
I'm going to guess that number five is a total lie. Them swiss don't watch pulp fiction.
I'm thinking the couch/wolves wedding is the lie - you've got some interesting ones to try and choose from!
There are only a couple that I'm not sure of, but I'm gonna go with #4. You have certainly had several, um... unusual experiences.
I KNOW for a FACT that the wolves, couch and whiskey in Switzerland are TRUE.
I know you KNEW Paul Simon and I'm pretty sure even he couldn't resist kissing the Kitty Cat.
The foreign exvhange student thing....TOTALLY possible.
I don't KNOW that brewed beer in your bathtub in college but.....that's the one I'm calling BS on. IF it had been Hard lemonade? I would have bought it.
Thanks for the tag. This is a pretty neat meme. Yes I just used the word "neat". 'Cause that's how I roll.
Anyway, I think #1 is a lie. I'd believe it if it was a foreign student from Italy. But not from Spain. Yes, my logic is flawless.
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