Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Funasaurus, promptly after Tatum (who goes by the nickname Monkey) bit him, and then proceeded to trip over a shoe box which was twice as big as he was.
(Sung to the tune of Spiderman)
Monkey Bean,
Monkey Bean
Tatum ate one,
Now he's mean.
He has started
To grow thumbs
But he is still
So ver-y dumb.
Herein I write about the inane details of my life, including the arrival of the fabulous and spunkiest toddler EVER, Miss Thang; the evil workings of my two darling hell-minions, my cats; the fabulous love of a dreamy man whom I married, The Funasaurus; my overall dislike of anything exercise-y; and my grand aspirations to one day be the reigning monarch of Norway... and also to hold the record for gallons of cabernet consumed in one happy hour. Oh. And a love of run-on sentences. Bienvenue!
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2007
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July
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- Mickey Mouse, Church, and Cake
- Part of Your World
- Tatum's Kingdome Would Be Overrun with Mice
- Damn Outdoors Is Full of Bugs
- Friday Ditty
- Famous Fuzzball
- Pity Party Princess
- Royal Distraction
- True Princess Confessions
- Can You Tell I'm Running Low on Material?
- Dreaming of Sleeping In
- Boats Don't Have Brakes
- Private Office. Sane People Only.
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July
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- Awake at All Hours
- Book Slut
- Cute Overload
- Dooce
- Elizabeth Anne Designs
- Girl's Gone Child
- Huffington Post
- Laser Blade W/ Machine Gun Attachment
- Meet the Dubiens
- Meno's Blog
- Merry Mishap
- Mimi Smartypants
- Motherlode
- My Grand Adventure Part II
- Postsecret
- Project Subrosa
- Ramblings of a Redheaded Step-Child
- Rhyme, Reason, or None of the Above
- Runs with Scissors
- Silly Kitchen Witch
- Slices of Life
- The Rejectionist
- Thirty Something Fashion
- Tomorrow is Another Day
- Whoopee
6 comments:
Weird. I just read in the paper today that Barry Bonds tested positive for Monkey beans.
LOL!
Nice one!
Does he really have thumbs? That is the cutest cat-related diformity. I wish I could find a cat that has them.
I'm going to toss the recipe for Monkey Bean stew I downloaded from the 'net last week
Ha! I call my cats "monkey" too. They both have a variety of nicknames but monkey seems to come up the most often. Not sure why but it totally fits.
Ryan- Are you serious? Because that would explain a lot.
Lilycurly- Not really on the thumbs, bit. But he would like some thumbs. It would aid in the mouse retreival from under the couch/fridge/stove/hamper.
Diane- I would toss it, too. It does bad things to you.
Kate- Hi! Thanks for stopping by. And yes, Monkey is a wonderful name. It covers so many things.
lol@Ryan
Great little ditty.
And, um, I know I sound biased, but, why cats again?
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