Friday, April 18, 2008

Hat Friday!

I did buy two hats on-line, and happily I was only charged once, my credit card still belongs to me, I did not wake up in a tub of ice missing key organs, and my receipt appeared in my e-mail and not posted on my blog for all the world to see, and thus I have come one step closer to not being terrified of on-line shopping. Nay, it was downright fun. This could be the beginning of something beautiful.

Or, you know, financially devastating.

...It sounds less fun that way.

Anywhos, the hats appeared, and while I do not plan on modeling them because I don’t really look good in hats, I made my cats model them, because even though they look less-good they look much funnier in them. Plus, it gave me an excuse to torture them. Please excuse the blurriness, they were supremely uncooperative. Sometimes I wish I had a dog.

White hat, modeled by a Very Sad-Looking Tatum


Brown hat, modeled by Sugar, retreating. Also: she hates you. And by “you” she means “everyone, bitches. But particularly Tatum, who opted to include his ass in this picture.”

But you should not feel sorry for them. No. Because I cater to their almost-every whim. Including Tatum’s propensity for jumping on my back, when I happen to bend over and write something.


He can stay like that for hours.

TGIF, y’all.



meno said...

A ha ha!

Love Tatum's butt in Sugar's modeling shoot.

We are fools for our cats. Mine like to jump on my back also, and then try to hang on with their needle-like claws as i stand up.

Melissa said...

Welcome to the wonderful world of online shopping! Your life will never be the same. Among our various online purchases--our bed frame, my wedding dress, both of our cameras and computers, and oh yeah, my big sparkly diamond! Yes, it's easy to get carried away. But oh, so much fun!

Michele said...

I love the rose-colored hat! That is rose-colored, right? Whatever, it's gorgeous. And although it's quite fetching on Sugar, I have a feeling it will be even more fabulous on you. :-)

I actually made my first eBay purchase a few weeks ago and was ridiculously happy with how easy and quick it all was. I'm all about the eBay from now on, may God have mercy on my soul.

Really enjoying your blog!

Diane said...

OOOOOo - online shopping is good, good . . .

love the hats and cats!

Yoga Gal said...

"In your Easter bonnet"
Great kitty photos!

Princess in Galoshes said...

Meno- Ha, my cats do the same thing, little buggers.

Mel- I think this could be a dangerous habit....

Michele- It's more of a beige-and-tan color, but I guess it might have a little pinkish hue in it... it covers my face, in any case, which is all that matters. So what did you get on ebay?

Diane- also: dangerous, dangerous, dangerous!

Yoga gal- Glad you liked! And ha, if only!

Mama P said...

The one with the white hat? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!