Thursday, February 14, 2008

Where Is the Love?

I’m about to head out on a 14 hour road trip with my husband, and the in-laws. I get to spend Valentine's night sharing a hotel room with my mother-in-law, instead of my husband. The iPod and flask are stocked. We’re going to...wait for it... Phoenix. Whooo-hoo. At least it’s not snowing there.

Sigh.

The universe is, once again, smiting me.

I have moved my office home, only to discover that the two new lines I had installed for my work phone and fax don’t work. We set up a separate account for my work stuff, and having two accounts at one address gets the phone company’s panties in a bunch, and it freaks out. And has a lot of trouble processing work orders because OMG, TWO ACCOUNTS WHAT DO WE DO?! THIS IS SO COMPLEX EVEN OUR MANAGERS CANNOT HANDLE IT!

KAPOW! (That was my brain... popping.)

I bought The Funasaurus a chocolate, heart-shaped brownie with chocolate icing and gave it to him to take to work today. Because I’m romantic like that. He left it at home, so I ate it. I figure he had his chance. I was also hungry like that.

Happy naked babies with bows and arrows day! I'm off to somewhere where it's not snowing! And I don't have to shave my legs!

Love,
Princess-is-11:45AM-too-early-for-a-stiff-drink?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Happy Hearts Day! Sorry you have to spend it in the car with your in-laws! Thanks for my first ever blog comment! Love ya'!

Melissa

Diane said...

11:45? not by a couple of hours . . .

Christie said...

My husband and I didn't have sex either. Yeah for us. But not because of the kids or in-laws. Because I was too tired to think about having sex. Married life is sad at times, isn't it?