Thursday, November 15, 2007

Royally Pissed

This morning’s been a kick in the pants. I got to get up at o’butt-crack thirty to take The Funasaurus to the airport for a business trip. Despite being up before the sun, there were a ton of other people on the road, and the radio reporters gaily announced, “The highways are looking pretty good, although if you’re headed out to the airport, be prepared for delays, there was a rollover accident on THE ONLY FUCKING ROAD THAT GOES TO THE AIRPORT.”

(I paraphrase.)

So, you know. That put me in a good mood. Right along with having to say goodbye to The Funasaurus, which is basically like kryptonite to my codependent SuperPrincess self.

I got home earlier than my alarm usually goes off, though, and decided to make a good impression on the boss and send him a Very Important E-mail that I had said I would send “first thing in the morning” but figured he was expecting something closer to 9:00 AM than 6:40 AM. I remembered to include the attachment and everything, and hit “send.”

And then went about reading my e-mails and checking MySpace for about an hour, until I decided to check and see if the boss had responded yet.

And there was my damn e-mail, still sitting in the outbox. It had not left. Mother….

So then I opened it and hit “send” a couple more times, because, obviously repetitive mouse clicking and keyboard slamming is exactly what makes computer programs go faster.

Sadly, it is now 10:00 AM, and that e-mail still has not left my mailbox. So much for a bright and early start. I did call the help desk, and found out that our e-mail server is out company-wide, so even if the thing had left my box, it probably wouldn’t have made it to my boss’.

I am still frustrated, though, and decided the only logical thing to do was to consume a rather large amount of chocolate. Which I did. At 9:00 on a Thursday morning. It helped.

Now I’m debating a froofy coffee drink run. I don’t have anything else to do, and the chocolate’s gone, man. It’s gone.


Diane said...

Start drinking or at least go back to bed

Princess Extraordinaire said...

Can you buy more?

Pauline said...

I wish I worked with you every day - you're definitely funnier than a calssroom full of eight year olds...your language is more colorful too, (but not by much)

hamiam said...

You know I love you right? I really loved the royally pissed you - you're funny when you're mad!

I have a present for you

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Get a chocolate foofy drink. Add Baileys. Done.

Lily said...

...Or a Chai-Tea! Nothing bether to ease a bad mood.;P

Kelly Malloy said...

"obviously repetitive mouse clicking and keyboard slamming is exactly what makes computer programs go faster"

You mean it's not?

Christie said...

Like I said before, Eggnog and vodka. But for the morning, I would go with a Starbucks Eggnog Latte. With vodka of course. Because I refuse to have eggnog without vodka.

Mama P said...

Please give up your library ambitions and write a book.