I'm not one for conspiracy theories...but I kind of think the makers of the Snuggie have bought my horoscope writting company. Check out my horoscope for today:
If it makes you feel warm, snuggly and as well taken care of as can be, you need to try it -- even if it makes you feel faintly ridiculous at the same time. It may lead to an unexpected purchase, but that is okay. You're after quality, not quantity, and you definitely won't settle for anything less than what you need. It shouldn't be a major effort for you.
Exactly what else am I supposed to get from that? I may not be a vegetarian, but even I cannot justify a mink coat anymore.
Herein I write about the inane details of my life, including the arrival of the fabulous and spunkiest toddler EVER, Miss Thang; the evil workings of my two darling hell-minions, my cats; the fabulous love of a dreamy man whom I married, The Funasaurus; my overall dislike of anything exercise-y; and my grand aspirations to one day be the reigning monarch of Norway... and also to hold the record for gallons of cabernet consumed in one happy hour. Oh. And a love of run-on sentences. Bienvenue!
- Awake at All Hours
- Book Slut
- Cute Overload
- Dooce
- Elizabeth Anne Designs
- Girl's Gone Child
- Huffington Post
- Laser Blade W/ Machine Gun Attachment
- Meet the Dubiens
- Meno's Blog
- Merry Mishap
- Mimi Smartypants
- Motherlode
- My Grand Adventure Part II
- Postsecret
- Project Subrosa
- Ramblings of a Redheaded Step-Child
- Rhyme, Reason, or None of the Above
- Runs with Scissors
- Silly Kitchen Witch
- Slices of Life
- The Rejectionist
- Thirty Something Fashion
- Tomorrow is Another Day
- Whoopee
2 comments:
Jewelry? That always makes me feel warm and snuggly. Or maybe hot chocolate with brandy.
That makes me think of that Seinfeld episode in which George said he wanted to wrap himself in velvet. :-)
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