hola

Hi! I realize I'm probably writing into the void at this point... I have started to write dozens of posts (seriously), because schtuff keeps happening that makes me think "OMG I HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT THAT, SOMEONE MUST BENEFIT FROM THIS a) sleep deprivation b) poor choice of words to use in front of my in-laws c) completely failed attempt at using make-up and/or my rasor d) rash-inducing incident involving a belt and what appeared to be just a pretty leaf," but a certain little princess-in-training always seems to sense when I am about to indulge in something other than diaper-changing, and foils any internet-ing attempts by moi.

That said, I am making time right now to tell you that I slept on my stomach for the first time in a year and a half. It was orgasmically awesome.